FUNKY TRUNK NEON ORBITER CLASSIC FUNKY TRUNK

 

Life?s pretty simple when you?re a swimsuit, especially when you?re me. I?ve got a 13cm side and a single front panel that is fully lined.

 

I?ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.

 

I am a fine specimen that is exceptionally well made for durability and comfort whenever we?re together.

 

Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

 

Our recent IPO had to be cancelled after our projected revenue included sales to customers that exist in parallel universes. As Hollywood has proved numerous times, we all exist in an infinite number of worlds where we all must be wearing our swimwear, so imagine the sales! Thanks to some know-it-all investor who took umbrage with our claims, the IPO was cancelled and along with it our order for a new private jet.